You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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