what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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