her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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