dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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