I think scott just propositioned me for sex
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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