called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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