And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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