um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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