I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
no you cant smoke seaweed
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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