It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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