My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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