She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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