Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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