whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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