Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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