I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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