This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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