did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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