508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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