Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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