I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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