Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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