Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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