found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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