what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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