I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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