you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize