Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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