what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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