Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize