He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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