afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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