Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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