but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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