She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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