We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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