i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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