But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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