Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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