Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
