i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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