Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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