The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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