1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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