is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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