i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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