"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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