when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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