People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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