is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
either way he was missing a nipple.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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