i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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