He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
