Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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