Do you still have your period?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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