Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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