we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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