It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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I need you to use more vowels.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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